Painkiller XL

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Case in point: Painkiller XL. This new strain combines two well-received parents, Juanita la Lagrimosa (Spanish for "Juanita the Tearful") and Royal Highness, both of which are genetic hybrids of other precursor strains: Juanita la Lagrimosa from Queen Mother and a Mexican-Afghan blend; Royal Highness from Dance Hall and Respect 13. On and on, the strains date back in agricultural time, each new variety with its own unique smell, taste, colour, cannabinoid profile, and medicinal benefit.

Painkiller XL is notable for its near-equal representation of 9% THC and 9% CBD, achieved by a seed that's 75% sativa and 25% indica. Although the sativa variety of cannabis is widely known for producing a mental, cerebral high while indica has a reputation for inducing a more physical high, other factors are more important to consider.

THC is the compound given most of the credit for that head high, with CBD taking the lion’s share of credit for marijuana's many proven medicinal benefits. These range from relieving pain, anxiety, migraines, and fibromyalgia to easing many of the most deleterious symptoms of AIDS, diabetes, epilepsy, and Parkinson's disease. These are just a handful of the dozens of ailments marijuana is being prescribed to combat by doctors across the globe. Cooperatives at medical marijuana dispensaries have been at the forefront of providing CBD-rich cannabis buds and oils for their patients, who undoubtedly appreciate being able to purchase the strain best-suited to ease their particular ailments.

This new strain joins others rich in both CBD and THC like Euphoria, Royal Medic, Medical Mass, and Dance World that seek to not necessarily downplay cannabis' psychoactive effects but optimize its healing role. According to the California-based Steep Hill Cannabis Analysis Laboratory, this equalization brings to the cannabis user not just the physical healing aspects, but also the spiritually and psychologically therapeutic benefits as well.

There are other strains with very little THC and more CBD than Painkiller XL, but rare are such splendid balances. Producers of this strain say it provides a considerable amount of pain relief, with a mild, soothing mental euphoria. At the end of the flowering phase, buds will emanate aromas of lemon and diesel, which will become more pronounced after thorough drying and curing.

With a bloom period of 8 weeks, the Painkiller XL seed can produce 500–550g/m² indoors and an equal amount per plant outdoors. Inside, the plants average about 80cm in height; outside, the average height is around 135cm, with harvest time at the end of September.

  • THC: 9%
  • CBD: High
  • Yield Indoor : 500 - 550 gr/m2
  • Yield Outdoor: 500 - 550 gr/plant
  • Height Indoor: 60 - 100 cm
  • Height Outdoor: 120 - 150 cm
  • Flowering time: 8 - 9 weeks
  • Harvest Month: Late September
  • Genetic Background: Respect 13 x Juanita la Lagrimosa
  • Type: Sativa 75% Indica 25%
  • Effect: Physical, clear high
  • Flavor: Citrus, Diesel
  • Climate: Mild

    By R. R. on 15/Mar/2019 :

    Title : Good quality
    Comment : Seeds came in a very discreet package and arrived the same week as ordered (international shipping). Put seed in water and after 48 hours I could already see the tiny root out searching for dirt. Put it in a small pot with good dirt, it is now about 10cm high and has the most beautiful green leaves. From now on it's just a matter of time.

    By Z. V. on 11/Mar/2019 :

    Title : Zdeněk
    Comment : Tento kmen jsem používal k výrobě mastí s vynikajicími učinky díky cbd. Použito na opary, suchou kůži, bolesti kloubů i na špatně se hojící rány a vše s pozitivním efektem.

    By P. C. on 04/Mar/2019 :

    Title : Good
    Comment : Very good.

    By S. K. on 28/Jan/2019 :

    Title : Painkiller XL
    Comment : I expect a lot from that strain.Unfortunately, I'll be pleased to plant it only at the end of April.

    By M. J. on 03/Jan/2019 :

    Title : Painkiller xl
    Comment : Ze groeide aanvankelijk wat traag en twijfelend. Vervolgens voor de zekerheid n tweede laten ontkiemen. De groei ging met warme zomer voorspoedig. Helaas werden ze in de bloeifase geteisterd door meeldauw. Door goed te handelen hebben we beide planten toch goed kunnen oogsten. Nu al diverse malen van de oogst wietolie kunnen maken. M’n ouders kampen met (spier) reuma en hebben hele goede resultaten bij t gebruik ervan. Opstart kwaaltjes, pijntjes en ook stress wordt onderdrukt.

    By J. H. on 28/Dec/2018 :

    Title : Painkiller XL
    Comment : Easy to grow, nice to smoke. I love this strain

    By P. B. on 10/Dec/2018 :

    Title : prima
    Comment : Paar weken geleden een aantal verschillende zaden besteld, waaronder deze painkiller. De bestelling en communicatie verloopt soepel, de zaden zijn keurig verpakt en alles wordt anoniem thuis bezorgd. De levering duurt wel wat langer maar dat staat ook netjes op de site. Alleen wel jammer dat een dag na mijn bestelling de prijzen verlaagd werden. Verder zeer tevreden.

    By C. D. on 26/Nov/2018 :

    Title : Cant wait to try
    Comment : Germinated ok after a few days, still growing. Delivery not too long.

    By D. B. on 09/Nov/2018 :

    Title : Royal Queen Seeds - Service
    Comment : Very nice service. I receive my order in time. Now is time to grow. Thank you for your very good service. Highly recommended. Probably one of the best sites to buy seeds. Congrats.

    By L. D. on 05/Nov/2018 :

    Title : cannabis Medical power
    Comment : 1st class stuff

    By P. C. on 11/Oct/2018 :

    Title : Fast
    Comment : Fast descreet haven't popped them yet

    By A. K. on 12/Sep/2018 :

    Title : Painkiller XL
    Comment : Looking forward to enjoy this and see if the pain in my body will help.

    By S. B. on 22/Aug/2018 :

    Title : Very happy
    Comment : Just received these and I'm happy with the delivery and packaging. I'm hoping these will sort my pain One cracked so far

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From Jorge | 2017-11-07 01:20:40

That seed is autoflowering ??

Royal Queen Seeds Team

The only two strains Autoflowering high in CBD are Fast Eddy and Stress Killer

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Top 5 Pain Relief Strains

Juanita la Lagrimosa ancestor of the CBD Strains


All cannabis seeds sold at Royal Queen Seeds are solely for personal use intended only for adults (over 18 years old). We do not supply seeds to large scale or commercial growers. We reserve the right to refuse sale if we suspect this term is being breached.