By Miguel Ordoñez

The days are getting colder, the nights are getting longer, and a couple of people on your street already have their Christmas trees up! As the joy of the Christmas period helps us deal with the bitterness of winter, it’s time to start planning your special celebration! Most people enjoy a glass of soul-warming port or mulled wine during this time, but certain cannabis strains also suit the occasion exceptionally well!

The strains below will help you to get cosy, relax, and settle into a festive mood. Some will get you fired up and ready to tackle that Christmas shopping, whereas others will get you stoned, hungry, and primed to demolish a towering portion of Christmas dinner! Oh, and all of them make perfect gifts for all of those weed lovers in your life!

Sherbet Queen: Kindle Christmas Dinner Munchies

How do you like to spend Christmas Day? If you’re among the many individuals who like to stuff their faces, nest on the couch, and watch Christmas classics late into the evening, then you just found your ultimate botanical companion. If you know other people who like to celebrate in a similar fashion, then you just found their perfect Christmas gift! Sherbet Queen packs enormous amounts of THC and myriad stoning terpenes to boot. This indica-dominant hybrid descends from parents Pink Panties and Sunset Sherbet and delivers a heavy and sleepy body high that melts the muscles. As the effects begin to kick in, you’ll feel a surge in appetite that will help you make the most of Christmas dinner.

This Christmas weed strain won’t only help you do some serious damage to your stash of festive chocolate, but it also comes bearing gifts of its own. Plants grown indoors produce up to 525g/m² after a flowering period of 8–10 weeks. Despite their impressive productivity, they’ll stay as small as 80cm if topped and trained. Outdoors, plants peak at 180cm and offer 450–500g/plant ready to harvest during October.


Sherbet Queen
23_genetic background_1 Pink Panties x Sunset Sherbet
33_Yield indoors_1 450 - 525 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 80 - 120 cm
25_flowering time_1 8 - 10 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 24%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 15% Indica 85%
34_yield outdoor_1 450 - 500 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 140 - 180 cm
27_harvest period_1 October
22_Effect_1 Calming, Clear, Heavy, Sleepy

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Biscotti: Complete Christmas Chores with Ease

Sure, Christmastime involves plenty of kicking back, relaxing, eating, and napping. But, on the flip side, it takes plenty of work to get all of the celebrations in order. You need to buy gifts, wrap presents, prepare and cook food, and keep your family and friends entertained! Things can get pretty overwhelming, which is where strains like Biscotti come in. This progeny of legendary parent cultivars Gelato 25 and Triangle Kush delivers an uplifting, creative, and cerebral high that keeps users motivated and honed in on task at hand. A hefty THC content of 25% makes using her for these purposes somewhat of a balancing act. However, once you’ve found your sweet spot, you’ll find yourself partaking in this strain throughout the festive period to keep yourself hacking away at that ever-growing to-do list.

Biscotti not only feels good, but she puts on a stellar display in the grow room and garden. Her mature buds shimmer with resin and feature dark hues of green, purple, and orange. The more weed-obsessed among us might even find themselves hanging a couple of these ornate buds on their Christmas tree! Indoors and under strong lights, Biscotti grows to 80–120cm and produces up to 500g/m² after a flowering period of 8–10 weeks. Outdoor plants peak at 180cm and provide a return of 550–600g/plant ready to harvest during October.


23_genetic background_1 Gelato 25 x Triangle Kush
33_Yield indoors_1 450 - 500 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 80 - 120 cm
25_flowering time_1 8 - 10 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 25%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 20% Indica 80%
34_yield outdoor_1 550 - 600 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 140 - 180 cm
27_harvest period_1 October
22_Effect_1 Cerebral and uplifting, Creative

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Mimosa: Conquer Your Christmas Shopping

Mimosa might sound like a strain designed for summer days on the beach, but she also ranks as one of the best Christmas strains. Why? Because her creative and laughter-inducing high goes down great during just about any festive celebration. This sativa-dominant progeny of Clementine and Purple Punch will put you in a social and talkative mood. You’ll want nothing more than to pull a couple of crackers, dig into a large meal, and chat the day away with your friends and relatives. Her THC content of 22% will get you elevated almost immediately. Dose wisely, and you could even get away with pairing this strain with a beer or glass of wine without tipping yourself over the edge. As a bonus, you’ll enjoy deep earthy and sour flavours with every hit.

Mimosa serves up a stash that will last you well into the new year. Indoor plants maintain a super-stealthy height of 60–80cm and still manage to churn out up to 350–400g/m² after a flowering time of 9–10 weeks. Outdoor plants do best in warm climates with a long growing season, where they peak at 100cm and produce up to 550g/plant ready to harvest and dry during the middle of October.


23_genetic background_1 Clementine x Purple Punch
33_Yield indoors_1 350 - 400 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 60 - 80 cm
25_flowering time_1 9 - 10 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 22%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 70% Indica 30%
34_yield outdoor_1 500 - 550 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 80 - 100 cm
27_harvest period_1 Middle of October
22_Effect_1 Creative, Laughter

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Sundae Driver: Wake and Bake on Christmas Morning

We can’t discuss the best Christmas weed strains without mentioning Sundae Driver. This perfectly balanced strain, with 50% sativa genetics and 50% indica, derives from a cross between Fruity Pebbles OG and Grape Pie. Much like Biscotti, she produces some seriously stunning flowers decorated with shades of deep purple. Above all else, most cannabis users are drawn to this variety because of her complex terpene profile. This unique mix of aromatic chemicals gives rise to flavours of blueberry, earthiness, fruit, and vanilla. On top of this, her euphoric and motivating high will get you up and at ‘em on Christmas morning. Take a few tokes and crack on with the small tasks you still need to complete before the true festivities get underway.

If you don’t have time to grow a stash of Sundae Driver before Christmas, these seeds will make the perfect gift for any weed-loving friends. Indoor plants maintain an easily manageable height of 90–140cm and produce a rewarding 400–450g/m² after 9–11 weeks of flowering. If you prefer to cultivate outdoors, you’ll receive up to 500g/plant from specimens as tall as 170cm. Prepare to make the chop in October.


Sundae Driver
23_genetic background_1 Fruity Pebbles OG x Grape Pie
33_Yield indoors_1 400 - 450 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 90 – 140 cm
25_flowering time_1 9 - 11 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 23%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 50% Indica 50%
34_yield outdoor_1 450 - 500 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 130 - 170 cm
27_harvest period_1 Early October
22_Effect_1 Balanced, Euphoric, Motivating

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El Patron: Get Cosy Next to the Fireplace

The weather isn’t looking promising, huh? Well, you might not experience a white Christmas, but you can certainly get a taste of one with these snowy buds. El Patron features an impressive THC content of 22% housed in a heavy coating of resin. These frosty flowers offer a deeply stoning and relaxing high that works wonders to relieve tension after a busy day of delivering gifts, cooking food, and opening presents of your own! Make yourself a hot chocolate, put on a Christmas classic, and blaze these buds for a sense of peace and flavours of herbs and pepper. This offspring of AMG and Shiva never fails to induce transient tranquillity.

El Patron sounds like a great Christmas weed strain, but how does she perform in the grow-op? Well, indoor plants grow to 90–130cm, flower for 9–10 weeks, and produce up to 550g/m² under powerful lights. Outdoors, this strain likes a long summer and can reach impressive heights of 2m. In return, she’ll churn out up to 600g/plant ready to process during the tail-end of October.


El Patron
23_genetic background_1 AMG x Shiva
33_Yield indoors_1 450 - 550 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 90 - 130 cm
25_flowering time_1 9 - 10 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 22%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 60% Indica 40%
34_yield outdoor_1 550 - 600 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 140 - 200 cm
27_harvest period_1 Late October
22_Effect_1 Powerful , Stoned

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Spread Some Herbal Joy This Christmas

The strains above will help you get through this festive season, from braving the stores to getting snug next to the fireplace. But above all else, they’ll help you spread a little joy! Watch your friends' faces light up as they unwrap a seed packet and start to dream about the approaching growing season!

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