By Luke Sumpter

Though the archetypal stoner is portrayed as uber-chill, perhaps even a bit slow, not every strain sends smokers to couch-lock land. On the contrary, the varieties below were bred to keep you wide-eyed and ready to tackle whatever comes your way. The phytochemical makeup of each strain caters to days spent pursuing creative projects or tackling chores and errands.

No matter what you need to get done, the energising cultivars below will help you secure a victory.

1. Mother Gorilla

Looking for an energy boost? Well, you just found one. Mother Gorilla descends directly from Gorilla Glue 4, an award-winning high-THC powerhouse hailing from the United States. Our breeders then crossed this renowned cultivar with Reina Madre, a sativa-leaning strain that offers reliably uplifting effects. The result? A sativa-dominant polyhybrid packing an impressive THC content and a complex terpene profile.

Are you an ardent wake-and-baker? Or perhaps you need a little something to give you an edge while studying? Anytime you’re in need of a pick-me-up, Mother Gorilla can give you a helping hand. Her THC content of 23% will add a spring to your step, and her heady terpenes will ensure the high remains energising. These aromatic molecules also underpin Mother Gorilla’s complex flavours of chocolate, earthiness, Skunk, and sourness.

Indoors, this compact variety grows to a height of 60–100cm and produces a rewarding yield of up to 500g/m² after a flowering time of 9–10 weeks. If you prefer growing outdoors, expect her to reach a height of 140–180cm and deliver up to 500–550g/plant during early October.

Mother Gorilla

Mother Gorilla (Formerly Royal Madre)
23_genetic background_1 Gorilla Glue 4 x Reina Madre
33_Yield indoors_1 450 - 500 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 60 - 100 cm
25_flowering time_1 9 - 10 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 23%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 70% Indica 30%
34_yield outdoor_1 500 - 550 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 140 - 180 cm
27_harvest period_1 Early October
22_Effect_1 Calming, Euphoric

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2. North Thunderfuck

Whether you have a deadline closing in or a house chore you keep putting off, North Thunderfuck will make the work seamless and even enjoyable. This energising hybrid descends from Matanuska Thunderfuck Bx3 and features a perfectly balanced genetic profile of 50% indica and 50% sativa. As a member of our USA Premium category, this variety puts the magnificence of American ancestry on full display.

But what makes North Thunderfuck such a stimulating strain? For one, her flowers are coated with a thick layer of glandular trichomes. These shimmering structures churn out a THC content of 22%, which quickly lights up cannabinoid receptors in the brain. Furthermore, a zesty terpene profile fronted by limonene works to secure a supercharged head high. Alongside this surging effect, users can expect moreish flavours of citrus, pine, and Skunk.

North Thunderfuck offers large yields that will keep you elevated for weeks to come. Indoor plants grow to 80–120cm and produce up to 500g/m² after a flowering time of 8–9 weeks. If growing under the sun, you’ll watch plants peak at 190cm and produce up to 550g/plant.

North Thunderfuck

North Thunderfuck
23_genetic background_1 Matanuska Thunderfuck Bx3
33_Yield indoors_1 450 - 500 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 80 - 120 cm
25_flowering time_1 8 - 9 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 22%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 50% Indica 50%
34_yield outdoor_1 500 - 550 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 160 - 190 cm
27_harvest period_1 Middle of October
22_Effect_1 Euphoric

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3. Green Crack Punch

We all know someone who is dubious about whether cannabis has energising effects. Well, Green Crack Punch is the perfect strain to put those doubts to rest for good. Whether you love to wake and bake or need a midday boost to see you through the day, Green Crack Punch is perfect.

If you need to file an important report before 5 o’clock or give the house a much-needed spring clean, Green Crack Punch can help you achieve your “today list” with pride. It produces a satisfying mental buzz that’s great for when you need a boost of energy and focus. After a few hours, this head buzz starts working its way down to your muscles, leaving you relaxed and grounded.

Green Crack Punch has a delicious fruity aroma that combines zesty citrus notes with sweet hints of berries and grapes. A cross between the infamous Green Crack and Purple Punch, this is a slightly sativa-dominant strain that produces beautiful buds with vibrant orange and pink hues, and roughly 18–20% THC.

Similar to the first strain on this list, Green Crack Punch performs its best outdoors. This is one of those plants that needs plenty of space, reaching between 180 and 220cm in the right conditions. Indoors, Green Crack Punch still does well, although space limitations will affect its ability to vigorously veg, and will likely result in smaller harvests. Nonetheless, its extreme resilience to pests, droughts, and poor weather make it a great strain for all kinds of growers, including beginners.

Green Crack Punch

Green Crack Punch
23_genetic background_1 Green Crack x Purple Punch
33_Yield indoors_1 450 - 500 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 90 - 160 cm
25_flowering time_1 8 - 9 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 18%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 60% Indica 40%
34_yield outdoor_1 550 - 600 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 180 - 220 cm
27_harvest period_1 Late September
22_Effect_1 Calming, Euphoric

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4. Royal Runtz

What gets you going in the morning? A refreshing shower? A strong cup of coffee? Whatever you use to rev your cognitive engine, you can now add Royal Runtz to your routine. In the garden, vibrant flowers displaying bright tones of green, yellow, purple, and orange hint at the dazzling way in which she lights up the brain. With a balanced genetic profile of 50% indica and 50% sativa, our expert breeders created this cultivar by harnessing legendary new-school parent strains Gelato and Zkittlez.

Royal Runtz stands out from the crowd in many ways, but nothing sets her apart more than a mind-rattling THC content of 27%. It only takes a single toke to feel a surge of energy course through the nervous system. Take a couple more, and you’ll struggle to resist the urge to reach for musical instruments, paint brushes, and notepads. No matter what you have on the agenda today, Royal Runtz will help you charge through your tasks in the most enjoyable way possible. You’ll feel unstoppable. Her delicious tastes of candy and fruit are a huge bonus.

This strain will certainly put your stash jars to good use. Indoor plants are compatible with small spaces and peak at 130cm, while still managing to deliver up to 500g/m² in a flowering time of 8–9 weeks. Outdoors, Royal Runtz grows to 160–180cm and produces up to 450g/plant, ready to harvest in mid-October.

Royal Runtz

Royal Runtz
23_genetic background_1 Gelato x Zkittlez
33_Yield indoors_1 450 - 500 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 90 - 130 cm
25_flowering time_1 8 - 9 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 27%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 50% Indica 50%
34_yield outdoor_1 400 - 450 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 160 - 180 cm
27_harvest period_1 Middle of October
22_Effect_1 Euphoric, Uplifting

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5. Triple G

Smoking Triple G feels like splashing cold water on the face—but in the best way possible. This indica-dominant hybrid heightens the senses, blows away brain fog, and gets the creative juices flowing. With a very respectable THC content of 26% and an arsenal of sweet and fruity terpenes, Triple G catalyses a euphoric and clear-headed high perfect for when you have work to do, especially if that work involves problem-solving.

Alongside her motivating chemical profile, Triple G boasts some stunning aesthetics that make her the centrepiece of any grow room or garden. The core of her flowers features shades of bright green and orange. Meanwhile, her sugar leaves develop a striking shade of purple closer to the tips. This stunning expression becomes even more pronounced when temperatures drop slightly toward the end of the season.

In terms of productivity, Triple G scores high. Indoor plants adhere to a medium height, growing to 90–140cm, and produce up to 575g/m² after a flowering time of 8–9 weeks. Grown outdoors, she’ll peak at a taller height of 180cm and churn out 600–650g/plant come mid-October.

Triple G

Triple G
23_genetic background_1 Gorilla Glue 4 x Gelato 33
33_Yield indoors_1 525 - 575 gr/m2
31_plant height outdoor_1 90 – 140 cm
25_flowering time_1 8 - 9 weeks
29_THC_1 THC: 26%
28_Type Blend_1 Sativa 15% Indica 85%
34_yield outdoor_1 600 - 650 gr/plant
32_plant height outdoors_1 140 - 180 cm
27_harvest period_1 Middle of October
22_Effect_1 Clear, Euphoric, Fast Thinking, Motivating

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