By Max Sargent


Key points:

  • High-functioning stoners are self-aware stoners.
  • They know how to control their cannabis use.
  • They know which strain(s) to use, and when to use them.
  • Functioning stoners know when not to use cannabis.

How to function while high? This is a pertinent question that, it transpires, can be answered! And we’re here to do just that. High-functioning stoners are real and plentiful. In this article, we look at some key traits of functioning stoners and then dish out some tips regarding how to become one.

What Even Is a High-Functioning Stoner?

A photo of Mike Tyson and another individual standing in a lush cannabis field, surrounded by tall green plants, highlighting the connection to cannabis cultivation.

The term “high-functioning stoner” tells a whole story of its own. We can only even conceive of a stoner being high-functioning because of the cultural trope of stoners being low-functioning. In reality, a so-called high-functioning stoner is just a person who functions normally. They might excel, or they might lead an ordinary life. The key is that their cannabis use does not hold them back; it doesn’t get in the way of leading a rich and fulfilling life.

We all know the stereotype of a stoner who can’t get off the sofa, lives in squalor, and squanders their life. But while there might be a grain of truth in this for some people, there is a whole spectrum of cannabis users out there, and some of the most fulfilled are those who have developed ways of using cannabis that complements their lives. And there are plenty of them!

The truth is, people from all walks of life use cannabis. And if we flip this around, people who use cannabis can lead all sorts of lives. Many of them are happy and successful.

  • What’s the Difference Between a Pothead and a Stoner?

Slang terms abound in all subcultures. Some are chosen by the members of that community themselves, while others are forced upon them and usually have negative connotations. “Pothead” generally connotes someone who has what would nowadays be referred to as a cannabis use disorder (CUD). That is, someone who has a problematic relationship with cannabis.

A stoner, on the other hand, is a more general term. How much do you have to smoke to be a stoner? Who knows. It’s up to you! For those opposed to cannabis use, “stoner” more or less correlates with pothead. But stoners also claim the term for themselves and wear it proudly. In this reading, a stoner can just be someone who loves weed—it doesn’t tell us anything about how they lead their lives or exactly how much they smoke.

Terms developed within the cannabis community include “functioning stoner” and “cannabis enthusiast”. The former actively combats the idea of stoners being dysfunctional, while the latter attempts to approach cannabis use from a different perspective entirely. People who love wine don’t go around calling themselves alcoholics, do they? They prefer the term “wine enthusiast”. So why not say the same for cannabis users?

What Are the Traits of a High-Functioning Stoner?

The traits of a high-functioning stoner are as diverse as those who use cannabis. In a way, the most accurate definition is someone for whom cannabis is not a negative force in their life.

With this in mind, we can highlight some positive traits that indicate someone might be a functioning stoner; understanding these will allow anyone to use cannabis in a healthier, more beneficial way. Let’s take a look.

Moderation and Self-Awareness
It’s crucial to understand your cannabis use and moderate it accordingly. This will mean something different for each person, so it’s not about using an arbitrary scale, but rather about understanding how cannabis affects you in different contexts. What are the positive effects, what are the negative effects, and how can you manage them so that cannabis has a net positive effect on your life? High-functioning stoners know the answers to these questions.
Responsible Consumption
Any high-functioning stoner knows when not to consume cannabis, and finds it easy not to do so. They naturally avoid cannabis when they know it won’t be beneficial to them. At first it may take practice, but it will eventually become second nature.
Active Lifestyle
Leading an active lifestyle is a crucial element of being a high-functioning cannabis user. Whether you consume cannabis or not, there is no doubt that being active improves every aspect of life. And if you like to use weed, then it’s equally important.
Focus and Creativity
People who use weed in a beneficial way are able to focus, be creative, and pursue projects. Some may consume cannabis to help with this, while others may only use it to relax. It’s up to you to find out what works best.
Adaptability
If you get stuck in usage patterns that persist even when they’re not healthy, then you’re probably not a high-functioning stoner. People with a healthy relationship with cannabis are able to change their usage as context and life demand. Even the healthiest relationships change, and you need to be able to change with them.

5 Tips for Being a High-Functioning Stoner

So, we now know a little about the traits of high-functioning stoners. But what about some straightforward tips to get us on the right path? Ultimately, it’s about self-awareness, but there are some key factors we can work on right away that help us to lead a high-functioning life with weed.

  • Finding the Right Strain(s) Is Paramount

Pick the right strain! Be mindful—how does a certain strain actually make you feel? There’s a difference between loving how blazed a strain makes you, and finding a strain that is conducive to a high-functioning life. So explore and maybe consider dialling down the THC content. Sometimes less is more!

  • Keep Moving (and Hydrated)

Be active and drink plenty of healthy fluids. You don’t need to perform rigorous exercise, as some people just don’t vibe with it. But there are plenty of ways to use your body. Go for walks, go for a gentle swim, go dancing, join a boxing club, go to the climbing centre; the list goes on!

Just move your body, and you’ll become more in tune with it. It doesn’t matter how you do it.

  • Timing Is Everything

Choose the right moment! Be realistic about when you can enjoy and when you should abstain. If you find yourself consuming cannabis at times when it’s detrimental, then you probably don’t have the healthiest relationship with it. It all depends on how it affects you personally, but the vast majority of people would do best to avoid meetings, classes, family dinners, and other such obligations while stoned.

Also, what time of day works best for you? Do you function properly being high throughout the day, or do you need to wait until you’ve nothing left to get on with before you smoke up? Everyone is different, so check in with yourself.

  • Grow Your Own Weed

Growing your own weed has numerous benefits. Primary among them is that it’s highly cost-effective. A high-functioning user of any substance is also one who doesn’t get themselves in a financial pickle over it, so growing can help to mitigate this issue.

Perhaps more importantly, you control your own supply. You can grow exactly the weed you want; you’re not at the mercy of anyone else, meaning you can consume the strain that works best for you at all times.

Before you embark on a growing endeavour though, check out the local laws and figure out the best way forward. A functioning stoner also doesn’t end up in legal trouble!

  • Take a Slow and Steady Approach

Be gentle with your intake. It’s easy to form a high tolerance to THC with prolonged use—requiring you to smoke more or stronger weed to achieve comparable effects—so using a little at a time can actually pay dividends.

You can also use low-dose edibles to give you a longer-lasting, subtle effect that has fewer peaks and troughs. This can be particularly helpful for those who consider themselves medical users.

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Are There Any Potential Risks or Downsides to Being a High-Functioning Stoner?

There are of course downsides to using any drug on a regular basis, no matter how mature and aware your usage is. To pretend otherwise would be naive. However, it’s not so much about avoiding all negative side effects as it is managing them in such a way that they don’t outweigh the benefits.

Here are some potential downsides:

  • Mental health problems: Cannabis can cause or exacerbate anxiety, paranoia, dependence, and other mental health issues in all users, at any time. Some people are just more prone to them, due to biology and lived experience. You just need to ask yourself how you really feel when you use cannabis. Identifying the right situations and the right strains is key to mitigating these effects.
  • Physical health effects: Smoking regularly is bad for you. There’s no way around that, even if you avoid tobacco. If respiratory health problems are a concern, consider vaping, edibles, or tinctures.
  • Social and professional stigma: Cannabis is still judged negatively by many people. Sometimes, a conversation might be in order; other times, people will just be stubborn. We’d recommend abstaining when around those who have anti-weed prejudice, as it’s not fun being high when you have to keep it a secret.
  • Legal considerations: Sadly, cannabis remains illegal or controlled in many places. This means that we can’t be as open about our usage as we’d like. So to stay safe and happy, use cannabis safely and in environments where you know you don’t have to worry.

Is It Possible to Maintain a Successful Career While Being a High-Functioning Stoner?

Many people flourish in life and in their careers while using cannabis. In fact, many claim they flourish because of cannabis. Take Richard Branson for example, he’s used cannabis for most of his life and, by most people’s definitions, is wildly successful. However, even the most ardent cannabis lovers know how to respect boundaries. So be mindful of when and where you get blazed.

Cannabis use does not oppose a high-functioning, successful, and happy life. The key is to control your usage, be aware of yourself, use the right strain, and remain flexible and adaptable in your usage. Don’t let the tail wag the dog!

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COMPANY NAME: SNORKEL SPAIN, SL (hereinafter ROYAL QUEEN SEEDS)

C/ Vilar d'Abdelà, 5 (nave 1) CP: 08170 de Montornès del Vallès

+34 937 379 846

support@royalqueenseeds.com


The present Privacy Policy sets out the terms on which we will treat personal data at ROYAL QUEEN SEEDS; this includes any personal data collected through our website https://www.royalqueenseeds.com/ as well as any other data we process in the course of our business activities.

ROYAL QUEEN SEEDS collects the following personal data for the purposes listed below:

SECTION 1 – PERSONAL INFORMATION WE COLLECT

1.1 Account purchases

Account purchases can only be made if you are in possession of a personal account. When you create an account or purchase something from our shop, as part of the buying and selling process we collect the following personal information that you provide to us:

This information is required for delivery. In addition, when you browse our shop, we automatically receive the Internet Protocol (IP) address of your computer. Based on this information, we can optimise your online experience and at the same time protect our online environment.

Purpose of data collection

We collect and store account-related data for the following purposes:

(a) to carry out obligations arising from any contracts between you and us, and to provide you with information, products and services that you may request from us;

(b) to set up, manage and communicate with you about your account and your orders;

(c) to conduct market research and analysis;

(d) to confirm your age and identity, and to detect and prevent fraud.

1.2 Newsletters

With your explicit permission, we may send you newsletters about our shop, new products and other updates. We send newsletters based on your explicit consent. In the event that you purchase a product, and in accordance with current regulations, we may send you commercial communications in accordance with the legitimate interest of our company, always about products or services similar to those you have purchased or contracted. In any case, you may exercise your right of opposition through the channels announced in this Privacy Policy. The following information is collected in relation to the newsletter:

We do not need to know the sex of the person in order to send the newsletter (data minimisation: by law we must ask for data that is strictly necessary to provide the service, and in this case knowing the sex is not necessary to send the newsletter).

Purpose of data collection

The data collected is used to:

(a) personalise our emails, including your name and gender;

(b) provide gender-specific content.

You can withdraw your consent at any time by using the link provided in the newsletter or the contact information provided in section 2.

1.3 Customer service and contact form

In order to provide appropriate support, our customer service employees have access to information related to the account. Consequently, their support will be highly effective and friendly. The data provided in our contact form is used by our CRM provider, SuperOffice. We will only use your details to respond to your message.

SECTION 2 – LEGITIMATE INTEREST

If you have purchased any of our products, please note that we may process your personal data for promotional purposes, based on Royal Queen Seeds' legitimate interest only to offer you products or services from our company and about products or services similar to those you have purchased. You may exercise your right to opt out of future messages by the means set out in this Privacy Policy or through any notification you receive.

2.1 How do you withdraw consent?

If you change your mind, you can withdraw your consent for us to contact you for the purpose of collecting, using, or disclosing your data at any time by reaching out to us at: support@royalqueenseeds.com.

SECTION 3 – DISCLOSURE

We may disclose your personal information if we are required to do so by law or if you breach our Terms of Service.

SECTION 4 – HOW LONG DO WE KEEP YOUR DATA?

At Royal Queen Seeds, we will not retain your data for longer than is necessary for the purposes described in this Policy. Different retention periods apply for different types of data; however, the longest period we will normally hold any personal data is 10 years.

4.1 Account information

Data relating to the account remains relevant for as long as the consumer is in possession of an account. Therefore, the data remains documented for as long as the account exists. When our customers delete an account, the associated data will be deleted within a reasonable period of time. Requests regarding the inspection or correction of stored personal data or the deletion of an account can be sent to support@royalqueenseeds.com.

4.2 Newsletters

In the event that you give us your consent to inform you about our products or services, we will keep your data until you express your wish not to receive any further communications from us. However, we regularly (every month) carry out a relevance check. Registered customers (and their personal information) will be deleted whenever customers do not reply to our request. In addition, our newsletter mailing has an opt-out feature. Consumers can withdraw their consent by using this opt-out feature.

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Third-party services are required to conduct transactions and provide our services. In general, the third-party providers we use will only collect, use and disclose your information to the extent necessary to enable them to perform the services they provide to us.

However, certain third-party service providers, such as payment gateways and other payment transaction processors, have their own privacy policies regarding the information we must provide to them for your transactions.

We encourage you to read the privacy policies of these providers so that you can understand how these providers will handle your personal information.

In particular, certain suppliers may be located or have facilities located in a different jurisdiction than yours or ours. Therefore, if you choose to proceed with a transaction involving the services of a third party, your information may be subject to the laws of the jurisdiction in which that service provider or its facilities are located.

Once you leave our website or are redirected to a third-party website or application, you are no longer governed by this Privacy Policy or the Terms of Service of our website.

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On this website we have integrated an element of a web analytics service (with anonymisation functionality). Web analytics can be defined as the gathering, processing and analysis of data about the behaviour of visitors to websites. An analytics service collects, among other things, data about which website a person came from (the so-called referrer), which sub-pages they visited or how often and for how long they visited a sub-page. Web analytics is mainly used for website optimisation and for a cost–benefit analysis of internet advertising.

Courier service

To complete deliveries we use a courier service. This courier service carries out the delivery between our company and the consumer's home. To complete these logistics, the company requires access to the consumer's name and address information.

Mailing service

Royal Queen Seeds uses a third-party mail service provider to send its newsletter. This provider has access to limited account information related to opt-in consent (e.g. email address).

Marketing services

Royal Queen Seeds has the support of a company that specialises in marketing and communication activities. Their access to personal information is very limited and mostly anonymous.

Payment services

At Royal Queen Seeds we use external payment services to handle our transactions (e.g. credit card payments).

SECTION 6 – SECURITY

To protect your personal information, we take reasonable precautions and follow industry standard best practices to ensure that it is not inappropriately lost, misused, accessed, disclosed, altered or destroyed.

If you provide us with your credit card information, the information is encrypted using secure socket layer technology (SSL) and stored using AES-256 encryption. Although no method of transmission over the internet or electronic storage is 100% secure, we follow all PCI-DSS requirements and implement additional industry standards that are commonly accepted. Information related to the account is protected with a hashing method. This method transforms the information into a generated hash. As a result, confidential information is protected and invisible, even to us. In addition, our databases are exceptionally protected against unauthorised access. For example, access to the database is only possible and permitted via approved IP addresses (e.g. from Royal Queen Seeds headquarters). Other attempts and addresses are rejected at all times.

Furthermore, data is anonymised as much as possible, so it cannot be directly linked to a specific consumer. With this data, however, we may be able to carry out market research and analysis. In addition, the third parties concerned (e.g. mailing service) are examined prior to our collaboration, comply with the GDPR from the EU and receive a processing agreement. Within Royal Queen Seeds, employees are assigned different access permissions. Specific permission provides access only to information that is strictly required to perform a task. Digital security measures are subject to change and must meet high requirements to ensure the safety of online customers. That is why, at Royal Queen Seeds, we appoint a security officer. Regular verification and improvement of security measures (where necessary) are part of the role.

SECTION 7 – CHANGES TO THIS PRIVACY POLICY

We reserve the right to modify this Privacy Policy at any time, so please check back regularly. Changes and clarifications will be effective immediately upon being published on the Website. If we make substantial changes to this policy, we will notify you here that it has been updated so you will know what information we collect, how we use it and under what circumstances, if any, we use and/or disclose it.

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